oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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