Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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