She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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