I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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