I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
