no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Is it penis luge time yet?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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