After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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