You're a womanizer and a bitch.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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