you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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