but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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