Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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