The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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