I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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