and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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