Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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