We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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