they need to just BURY HIM!
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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