Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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