new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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