I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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