He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
my liver is dry heaving
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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