He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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