god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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