Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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