she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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