Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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