jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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