Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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