'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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