Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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