took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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