On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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