i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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