Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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