i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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