It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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