Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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