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I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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