I'm eating all of the evidence.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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