Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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