we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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