how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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