do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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