Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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