also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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