Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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