U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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