i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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