chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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