He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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