I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Send help, water and tortillas.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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