They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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