So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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