Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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