wat bout pragnant strippers??
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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