No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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