I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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